Friday, April 18, 2014

my-patronus-is-obamas-face:

midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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I wish I had siblings

spinningyarns:

doctorbee:

xwidep:

Scales

This is because Fahrenheit is based on a brine scale and the human body. The scale is basically how cold does it have to be to freeze saltwater (zero Fahrenheit) to what temperature is the human body (100-ish Fahrenheit, although now we know that’s not exactly accurate). Fahrenheit was designed around humans.Celsius and Kelvin are designed around the natural world.Celsius is a scale based on water. Zero is when water freezes, 100 is when water boils.Kelvin uses the same scale as Celsius (one degree, as a unit, is the same between the two), but defines zero as absolute zero, which is basically the temperature at which atoms literally stop doing that spinning thing. Nothing can exist below zero Kelvin. It’s the bottom of the scale.So.Fahrenheit: what temperatures affect humansCelsius: what temperatures affect waterKelvin: what temperatures affect atoms

Why didn’t my science teachers ever see fit to toss off this little fact?

spinningyarns:

doctorbee:

xwidep:

Scales

This is because Fahrenheit is based on a brine scale and the human body. The scale is basically how cold does it have to be to freeze saltwater (zero Fahrenheit) to what temperature is the human body (100-ish Fahrenheit, although now we know that’s not exactly accurate). Fahrenheit was designed around humans.

Celsius and Kelvin are designed around the natural world.

Celsius is a scale based on water. Zero is when water freezes, 100 is when water boils.

Kelvin uses the same scale as Celsius (one degree, as a unit, is the same between the two), but defines zero as absolute zero, which is basically the temperature at which atoms literally stop doing that spinning thing. Nothing can exist below zero Kelvin. It’s the bottom of the scale.

So.
Fahrenheit: what temperatures affect humans
Celsius: what temperatures affect water
Kelvin: what temperatures affect atoms

Why didn’t my science teachers ever see fit to toss off this little fact?

ihadtheangelblade:

3pithimia:

gaywitchesforabortions:

sarcasmcupcakes:

ivefxllenforyoureyes:

wethetragedy:

stop-hammerkind:

homosexual-leafblower:

mugglescanttameme:

magentamayhem:

YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS

YOU HAVE TO DECORATE THEM 

AFTER YOU COOK THEM AND THEY’VE COOLED

THANK YOU HOLY SHIT

HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK UP DIPPING STRAWBERRIES IN CHOCOLATE??? DID YOU EVEN TEMPER THE CHOCOLATE OR DO YOU JSUT LIVE IN FUCKING MORDOR HOLY SHIT

im laughing so fucking hard

This is fucking great.

And here is the culinary side of tumblr losing their shit

HOW do you fuck up a croissant so bad?!

cooking disasters are my total fave

WHY are there TWO eyes on the minion??? And fake horror teeth on the porcupine cake? What did you think was going to happen!? 

The fact that the cookie monster ones are STILL IN THE FUCKING PAN shows they CLEARLY have no idea what the hell they are doing. 

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON’T COMPLETELY READ INSTRUCTIONS! 

Also this happens if you’re apparently an idiot and don’t know that cupcakes, cakes, basically anything you plan on frosting have to cool before you frost them or everything just slides the fuck off. If you’re rushed for time stick them in the freezer(if you’re really rushed for time) or in the fridge(if you have a little bit more time) to cool it down faster, THEN FROST THEM. Trust me they will turn out like 90% better than if you don’t!

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

onit-boom:

mads-next-meal:

If you are on medication for any type of mental illness, NEVER stop taking it, no matter how much you think you don’t need it. You have no idea how much that will fuck you up until it’s too late.

This is very appropriate to me today.

(Source: buckypls)

Thursday, April 17, 2014

fear-the-poptarts:

I can’t stop laughing

fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

(Source: shitshilarious)

fuckere:

THIS IS SO GREAT AND CUTE OMFG

(Source: theblogofeternalstench)

maptitude1:

This world map in coins is made by Bedow; each continent is represented by coins from its own countries.

(Source: radandhungry)