thewinterotter said: I would be like 8000x more interested in Batman if his acts of vigilantism involved helping poor people pay for things they desperately need instead of building another high-tech vehicle for villains to dramatically blow up. :D
Oh god, can you even imagine a city where Bruce Wayne is like, a philanthropist instead of a vigilante? Can you imagine what the headlines would be like? Instead of "Millions of Dollars of City Property Destroyed in Fight Between Batman and Joker" they’d read like:
"Bruce Wayne donates 200 new computers to inner city schools"
"Mysterious Benefactor pays tuition for entire University"
"Bruce Wayne campaigns for better mental health care in Gotham’s Prisons!"
"Wayne Industries gives employees paid maternity leave,"
”Corruption Exposed: The Hidden Workings of Gotham City Police Department.”
”Buying Foreclosed Homes: Gotham’s richest resident is purchasing foreclosed homes from the bank, and giving them back to residents free of charge.”
"Surprised Mother Receives 4000$ of Groceries."
"The World’s Kindest Boss: Why Employees Won’t leave Wayne Industries."
"Can’t Afford Your Medications? Alfred Pennyworth can Help!"
"Bruce Wayne Opens Homeless Shelter for Trans Youth."
"Wayne Industries introduces fifty more scholarships at Gotham University: Should you apply?"
“The Best Hannukah Ever! What the Kids at Gotham Children’s Hospital are saying after Bruce Wayne surprises them with eight days of surprises and laughter.”
Ahaha. If only. If only Bruce Wayne cared about, y’know, helping people, rather than getting revenge because his parents are dead.
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Can we please stop making tv shows about virgins trying to lose their virginity like it’s a leech upon their life destroying all of their goals and opportunities?
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Do you think Steve will ever forgive himself for the fact that when he was the one falling, Bucky jumped?